Stephen Lynch One Testical Lyrics
Artist - Stephen Lynch
Album - A Little Bit Special
All My days I live with my disgrace.
I'm afraid to show my face
Or atleast take off my underwear.
See i was born like a half way neutered pet.
I don't have a matching set.
It's a part of the that just ain't fair
please don't stare.
I'm a gambling man with just one dice
I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice.
OH to have two testies would be so nice
im just half a man. see i'm half a man.
Wanna die. Or atleast just call it quits.
I can't find a cup that fits.
And at Baseball games I feel so dumb
when I hear "Ball One"
OH my God. How could you have been so cruel.
To not give me a family of two.
And the one thats there must feel so sad,
he's a lonely man.
I'm a marathon runner with just one leg,
I'm an elopian tube with just one egg
Oh I want another testie
do I have to beg
I'm just half a man.
Yeah I'm half a man.
I'm a tweedle dee with no Tweedle dum,
I'm like a whisker and a beeder
with just one thumb.
I'm a yo-ho-ho with no bottle of rum
i'm just half a man.
See i'm half a man.