Simpsons, The Deep, Deep Trouble Lyrics
Artist - Simpsons, The
Album - Simpsons
Well you're dammed if you do,
what are we talking about,
well you're dammed if you do,
wheres you're sense of humour,
well you're dammed if you do and you're dammed if you don't.
Let me start at the start then take it away,
my name is simpson, Bartholemew J,
that's Bart with an 'art and a capitol B,
then Simp' plus 'son that's me,
introductions aside, lets move right along,
you can all sing-along at the sound of the gong,
Once apon a time, about a week ago,
all of a sudden trouble started to grow,
alarm was buzzin', I was snoozin',
'sposed to get up now but I was refusin',
to let reality become an intrusion,
'cause in dreamy dream land I was crussin',
but the buzz kept buzzin',
my head kept buzzin',
gave the radio a throw and heard an explosion,
I opened up my eyes,
to my supprise,
there stood homer and his temperature rise,
I was chillin',
he was yellin',
face all distorted 'cause he was proppelin',
it wasn't what he said but more of hise tone,
the usual jive,
put your nose to the grindstone,
I said "I'm real sorry" but that didn't cut it,
I started to protest but dad said,
Homer: Shut it. get up,
mow the lawn,
move it on the double,
'cause if you don't,
you're in deep deep trouble.
Chours: trouble, deep deep trouble,
you've run into trouble,
deep deep trouble.
so I'm in the front yard mowin' like crazy,
sweatin' like a pig and the sun is blazy,
Homers in the driveway gettin' in the car,
with Mom and Lis',
I hope there goin' real far,
then Dad yels,
Homer: Bart
Bart: and I go yo,
he goes,
Homer: you done yet?
Bart: And I go no,
so he goes,
Homer: oh you're to slow
Bart: so I step on the gas to speed up the mow,
didn't see that sprinkler underneath that tree,
went cer per raining on me
i go wow
homer goes oh now you cant go to the boat show
that is my thanks after workin' my but off
as soon as there gone im stretched on the lawn
looking at the sun with my sun shades on
i never never clamed that i was a smarty
but insperation hit me lets have a party
i called up my possys they were here in a flash
kids raided the fridge dogs raided the trash
i got a little worried when the windows got smashed
next thing i knew mum and dad were home
the kids dissapered and im all alone
except for the moan of a saxafone